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Torngarsuk

Torngarsuk

Points:	2.116
Rank:	266
Opponents defeated:	109.297 (185.)
Tribe:	PPFLAG

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2.116

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Torn was just farming with ease,
Grabbing flags,
Doing as he pleased.
He’d plunder and sell,
For PP as well,
No battles to fight - and all was a breeze.

But then along came King Girlie Pants and PUN.
And Torn decided to ruin their fun.
They tried to scout,
And got found out.
How many went home? How 'bout none.

Torn, with a smile, sent scouts in reply.
But King Punisher's nuke filled the sky.
Yet Torn didn't fret,
His defense was set,
And King Girlie Pants' nuke (and his spears) did all die.

With a grin, Torn launched his bold strike,
Crushing support waves, no mercy in sight.
A paladin fell,
Torn’s smile did swell,
Girlie Pants fumed, unable to fight

Next came the funniest part,
King Crackpot sent a nuke, he was smart.
But rams he forgot, It was all going to pot.
It slammed into a level 20 wall, falling apart.

	Torn the Awesome, Super-cool Double King Slayer wrote:
	I'd probably cancel that axe speed hit. If it's fake, it's pointless. If it's real, my wall is high and you lose a LOT

(NOTE in Morgan Freeman voice: He lost a lot)

Then flashed up a noble train,
From King Crackpot, the very same.
He sent it full of defense,
It made no bloody sense,
And the losses were staggering, none could explain.

A state cannot have two kings,
And quite a state, you lot have been.
I've been most disappointed,
So I have appointed,
Myself as your new Monarch, where's my Queen?

(This absolute waste of an hour was created by Torn days before the world ends. And was totally and absolutely worth it. Probably)

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